Saturday, February 16, 2008

MARTIAN CHILD

MARTIAN CHILD NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SPACE "I don't want to bring another kid into this world. But how do you argue against loving one that's already here?" This story is based on the scriptwriter's real life experience with adopting a child. I wanted to like this movie. I adore John Cusack; alas, my love just wasn't strong enough. The premise is good and pure. David (Cusack) recently widowed, decides to do something good with his life. He adopts a child (Bobby Coleman) who claims to be from Mars. I didn't buy it. There was Cusack being Cusack and then a first-timer, Coleman, who I didn't believe. The setup is too neat, clean and predictable. Every effort was used in attempt to cry. Toward the middle-end of the movie I did shed a tear and for those few moments Cusak was David. The messages are trite; 'be yourself', there is no 'normal', parents aren't perfect. Good messages, but expressed too precisely. Amanda Peet and Joan Cusack filled their roles well. I wanted this movie to be magical and semi-believable and it just wasn't.
NOT a pick: K-PAX did a better job with the same idea. I just didn't feel it.

PERFECT STRANGER

PERFECT STRANGER IS NEITHER PERFECT OR STRANGE... DISCUSS
What crap... that's it, nothing left to say. I won't go into detail about the plot, because by the time any significant action happened in the movie, I didn't care. Neither Bruce Willis nor Halle Berry did anything close to acting and the script was terrible. The plot made no sense until the big reveal at the end of the film and it really doesn't matter because there is NO attachment to any of the characters. A HUGE waste of time by anyone and everyone involved in the making of this film, but more importantly, the time I lost watching it!

SO NOT A PICK: With bland actors and an uncomprehensive script, this film couldn't have sucked more.