Friday, August 21, 2009

OBSESSED: Quick Bite

OBSESSED IS MAD CRAZY

There is one and only Fatal Attraction and this film is a cheap knockoff. It's a good thing Beyonce (Mrs. Sharon Charles) can sing, because she certainly can't act. Typical rehash of man, Derek (Idris Elba) who is happily married and wonderful and great and his wife is beautiful and wonderful and great and they have a baby who is wonderful and great. No one in movie land can let all things be so wonderful and great. Ali Larter is Lisa, the more than just hot temp who works her way around Derek's office. Soon she is obsessed (great title!) with him and does all sorts of crazy, boring things to squeeze into the family photo. Larter is a hot babe, but doesn't seem to be able to act like she's mentally deficient as Elba can't seem to act enough to say a believable 'no' to her advances. All over, not even a speck of a good film.
Bite Me: Perhaps it would have been a better movie if someone did bite someone else. Lame.