PLANET TERROR SURPRISINGLY TERRIFICI wasn't going to include this review because I know about my twisted preferences in films and I would consider liking this movie a bit twisted. However, it comes with credentials from director, Robert Rodriguez, the mind behind El Mariachi, Desperado, Sin City and so on. He and Quentin
Tarantino paired up and each made their own "
grind-house" film, which, in theaters, was shown together with fake movie trailers (as does this one). I don't know why they didn't release on DVD together, but really don't care.
Someone's having fun with their biology homework and suddenly people are breaking out all over; literally, with actual gory, gut-wrenching breakouts and then they morph into some sort of zombies. Yeah, it gets pretty gross, but more in a booger/zit popping kind of way. This is a true action movie. Lots of things get blown up, set on fire or shot at with heavy iron. The cast is all star and no one gives a bad performance; Bruce Willis, Rose McGowan, Josh
Brolin, Nicky
Katt, to name a few. The fun part was seeing the regulars in Rodriguez's other films making an appearance, including
Tarantino himself. There was not a bad actor in the bunch (although
Fergie should keep with the singing thing) but the standout was our hero, only second to McGowan, El
Wray (Freddy Rodriguez). He was commanding, brave and made some very funny one-liners. That's the second part to why I liked this film. Rodriguez wrote most of the script after he had placed the actors. Some of the lines or sayings are theirs and he just put that in their character. It wasn't a movie that took itself too seriously. Characters were
instant messaging and using cell phones (before they were commonplace or even invented) including a good reference to the Food
channel, also not around then. The extras on the DVD is worth taking a look at. Always look for Rodriquez's 10 minute film school. In all its gore, this was a fun movie to watch. Just don't plan on eating afterward.
Rating: Gory and icky, but also funny and entertaining.
Bueno El!
This is by far the most clever and well written zombie movie ever made. In fact, among movies that start with a Z, this movie is the highest grossing ever. Box office gold. It's a post apocalyptic world, where zombies have taken over and zombies are notorious for not cleaning up after themselves. We meet Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) who is one of the few non-zombie survivors. He has survived so long because he has developed a 32 point plan for how to protect and defend oneself against the zombies. Along his quest to get back home to see if his family has survived, he runs into Tallahassee (a delightful Woody Harrelson) who is a buff, gun toting zombie killer. 
